You wont believe what happened in our small state of Colorado.
A tsunami destroyed over three quarters
of the state in one night! Entire cities are flattened,
and according to our sources,
Not even the mountains are safe!
-Abraham Lincoln
The zoos are having a fun time with this tsunami as well.
The lions have rode the tsunami all the way across the country and now there are lions
EVERYWHERE!
We are still awaiting a statement from the president.
Not related to zoos, but no one knows where the governor went!
Word has it that he was eated by a lion.
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